<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" version="2.0"><channel><title>stealthyone Articles - Brought to you by JoeUser</title><link>http://stealthyone.joeuser.com/rss/articles</link><copyright>© 2006 - 2008 Stardock Corporation. All rights reserved.</copyright><description>Short comedy stories and poetry about religion.</description><language>en-us</language><pubDate>2008-07-18T17:31:51</pubDate><lastBuildDate>2008-07-18T17:31:51</lastBuildDate><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><generator>Stardock Rss Generator v1.0, Andrew Powell</generator><managingEditor>info@stardock.com</managingEditor><webMaster>apowell@stardock.com</webMaster><item><author>stealthyone</author><comments>http://stealthyone.joeuser.com/article/309863</comments><description><![CDATA[I guess I should come out with an opinion on this 'hot' topic that is sweeping across the blogs...&nbsp; Well, we all know Spuds Machenzie owed everything to certain oral technique which he first perfected on himself and then used to take Hollywood by storm... He had free beer!!!!&nbsp; For life!!!&nbsp; How many fucking dogs achieve that???&nbsp; None.&nbsp; So, I don't blame him . . .&nbsp;<br/><br/>He sure could lick lap.&nbsp; I'm sure everyone has by now seen the tapes on the net of him lap lovin...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://stealthyone.joeuser.com/article/309863</guid><link>http://stealthyone.joeuser.com/article/309863</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:31:52 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T17:31:52</pubDateParsed><title>celebrity animals who have slept their way to the top</title></item><item><author>stealthyone</author><comments>http://stealthyone.joeuser.com/article/309780</comments><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; One Million, two hundred thousand, four hundred and twenty seven years <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ago, a group of hunter gatherers were on the run from another, more <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; aggressive tribe;&nbsp; chased from their traditional stomping grounds, they <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; faced many perils out in the unknown wilderness; lost good friends and <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nb...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://stealthyone.joeuser.com/article/309780</guid><link>http://stealthyone.joeuser.com/article/309780</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:31:52 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T17:31:52</pubDateParsed><title>our god ralph</title></item><item><author>stealthyone</author><comments>http://stealthyone.joeuser.com/article/309778</comments><description><![CDATA[Rabby's Trailer Park Emporium's Great Meth Wars <br/>home <br/>by jsr<br/><br/>05/01/07<br/>8:30 AM<br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/><br/>Me and Boner and Shappy been up three days smoking our new batch of meth--this White Trash turned out prettty damn good.&nbsp; Our eyes are bulging out of our head's so much that Shappy actually had one pop out.&nbsp; We had a hell of time getting it back in.&nbsp; He bled a lot, too.&nbsp; Passed out at some point.&nbsp; I guess that's a good sign.&nbsp; Like I told Boner, "You sleep off a hang-ove...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://stealthyone.joeuser.com/article/309778</guid><link>http://stealthyone.joeuser.com/article/309778</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:31:52 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T17:31:52</pubDateParsed><title>rabby's trailer park emporium</title></item><item><author>stealthyone</author><comments>http://stealthyone.joeuser.com/article/309776</comments><description><![CDATA[As W. The Rockstar President went out to get his mail today, he made the somewhat cryptic statement, "Yea, I got me some bad boys in here, some of them nuclear ones...been using it to keep my collection of cowboy hats on, and to make nifty endtables.&nbsp; But, I am thinking now, that the only way to save the Iraqui's is to fall back on what was, I hope the world will remember, my original plan, which is to kill all of the Iraqui's, so we know that they are safe from factions in their own societ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://stealthyone.joeuser.com/article/309776</guid><link>http://stealthyone.joeuser.com/article/309776</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:31:52 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T17:31:52</pubDateParsed><title>PRESIDENT TELLS SHOCKED WORLD,"IN ORDER TO SAVE THE IRAQI'S, WE MAY HAVE TO KILL EVERY DAMN ONE OF THOSE BASTARDS..."</title></item></channel></rss>